Jackie Chan in the first person

THERE IS HERE IN THE HEAD, I have a hole. She was plugged with a plastic stopper so that the brains would not fall out, and now that I'm singing, the cork begins to vibrate.

The producers call me crazy, but you know what kind of liars these producers are.

WANT TO CALL ME PSYCHOM - please. Do not call me a fool.

After I do some kind of trick, I alwaysI look into the camera. People should understand that everything that they just saw, I did, and not an understudy. For the same reason, I always show unsuccessful duplicates. Going out with a movie like "Kramer vs. Kramer", people will never say: "You imagine, he was filming in that bed scene without a backup". But the militants are different. Coming out of them, people say: "You imagine, he did it himself - and he is alive!"

FEAR LIVES IN ME while the camera is turned off. Once the camera is working, I'm ready for anything.

I could become the most famous physician in the world, but became the most famous patient in the world.

ONE DOCTOR SAID TO ME: "You are killing yourself. Maybe it's time to stop? But you still do not listen to me, ask yourself this question yourself. " I listened to his advice and really asked myself this question. I still do not know what to say.

EARLY I THOUGHT that without breaking a couple of bones, a good movie can not be removed. Now it seems to me, it is still possible.

What, have I already starred in a hundred two films?

In Musicals or high-tech special effectswe, the Chinese, will never beat the Americans. But somehow ... We once talked to Spielberg, and I admired the scene from the "Jurassic Park" where people and dinosaurs were mixed in a moving camera. And he says: "Well, it's very simple, Jackie. I have powerful computers. Tell me, how did you take that jump in "The Armor of God"? "I say:" It's very simple: turn on the camera, jump, take off. "

AMERICAN CASCADEERS are very smart. They constantly think about security, and if they need to fly in the frame of the car, they calculate everything - speed, distance. But we in Hong Kong can not count. All our actions are a guess. If you have the courage - you just do what you want, that's all.

ALL WANT TO BE SUPERMANTS, and he, it seems, just wanted to be a man.

I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME ASIAN Robert De Niro, if you can.

I WANT to be remembered in such a way that Buster Keaton was remembered - cheerful and fearless.

SLAVA - UNUSUAL PRODUCT: it's expensive, but it spoils quickly.

DO NOT try to be the same as me. You better study programming.

IN MY FILMS, THERE IS THE RULE: there are no bed scenes. If the children see how I have sex, they can vomit.

CLEANING is a much more creative process than it is customary to think.

I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT ME WANTS. If I eat ice cream, I'll just train for 20 minutes longer.

The one who took Coca-Cola and heard rap, would never return to traditional culture.

OLD MEN IN CHINA still believe that, together withfood in the stomach to them falls ordinary street dust, which rests there until you wash it with goose blood. But this is nonsense, nonsense! In my childhood, everyone around said that if I want to grow wiser, I need to eat pork brains. And I ate, because I wanted to grow wiser.

I HAVE A DOG AND a whole bunch of cats. My wife keeps saying: "You spend more money on animals than on me."

MONEY has not been able to properly educate anyone yet.

When I'm dull, I watch a movie with Bruce Lee.

ANYONE, WHO IS BETTER ME, I consider to be a role model.

SOMETIMES I WANT TO PLAY NEGLIGENCE. Then, at last, there will be the first film in which me will kill.

NEVER KNOW, at what point your body will tell you "stop."

IF GOD EXIST, I hope at the Last Judgment he will take into account that I just wanted to make people happy.

I HAVE ONE PROBLEM: I hate violence.

JACKIE CHAN? It's just a myth.

The same file on the roof of the movie "Who am I?"