How do you get the flu?
What schoolboy has ever thought aboutthe question of how to get sick with the flu in order to arrange an unscheduled vacation and take a break from school after all, to study for so long, the lessons are already boring, and the classroom is just a beast. I hope that every reader will understand for himself that this is just an article, not a guide to action!
How do you get the flu?
Let's begin with the fact that getting sick in a matter of hoursuntil it was possible to anyone, well, except of course people with weakened immunity and very weak health. In other cases, as a rule, prudent mummies do not allow and try especially to push in their children more vitamins and other imuno-boosting preparations in advance of spring, so that you remain healthy. How to get sick with flu: a simulator or a patient?
We feign illness:
To feign illness is an ideal option forabsenteeism in a few school days, but it all depends on your acting abilities and how much your parents believe. Act, to whom, no matter how you know all the weaknesses of your parents in relation to yourself. It is always easier to deceive parents, but if it comes to going to the doctor ?! It's good if your school has a system of scraps from your parents for a few days because of a sick head, sore throat, minor poisoning, fever, stomach sickness and other weaknesses. In such cases, you can persuade a caring mother to assure her that you just need to lie back at home, but what if you still have unapproachable parents dragging you to the doctor - in every way assure that in a couple of days you will recover, and a bad doctor will put you on sick leave for a week and you miss a lot of school program - zakos under diligent student experiencing for his academic success always wins.
How to get sick with the flu without getting sick, if the trip to the doctor is inevitable:
- options to cause snot is not so little, the main thing is not to overdo it: pepper in the nose or washing powder will surely provide you with a good sneeze and abundant snot;
- a sore throat can be faked if you eat red candy or chupa-chups;
- replacement of the thermometer, the method is very risky, butright; if you know that your doctor has exactly the same thermometer as yours, then you can easily replace it with your already pre-prepared temperature on it, but do not forget that a healthy person has a temperature of 36.6, and a higher one is considered higher than 37 of which means that you do not need to overtake a thermometer to 40, in which case the doctor will simply give you a new thermometer.
We really have pain:
If you still do not feel sorry for your health, nervestheir parents and contrary to all common sense there is a desire to walk a couple of days, and a couple of weeks, then you here. How is the flu really affected? Yes, it's very simple, the usual hypothermia of the body or contact with an already sick person:
- more often visit already picked up the flu friend and the illness will not keep you waiting;
- an ice drink on a hot body will always do its job, whether it's a cold juice after a hot tea or a cool Morse after physical exertion;
- After taking a bath you can always jump ondraft or stand by the open window, but do not forget that this is fraught with not only the flu, but also the opportunity to pick up a much more serious disease, such as meningitis and other equally serious diseases.
If after all the different manipulations you allstill healthy, do not worry, often the symptoms begin to manifest not immediately, but after a few days and even weeks. And if you still do not get sick, then you just have to rejoice that you have such good immunity.
