How to get a man?

It happens that sometimes you want someone very muchstrongly anger, hurt, in general, get it. Since the nerves of none of us are not iron, then it is quite easy to do. Do you want to know how to get a person?

By phone

Use a fixed machine, and when you call someone, listen if the called subscriber does not have a dialer. So, how to get a man on the phone?

The funny one. Call someone at 2-3 o'clock in the morning and ask in a sleepy voice: "Yes, I'm listening to you?".
Call also in the dead of night and in a cheerful beautiful voice: "Good evening, the good offices bureau wishes you good night!". You can repeat the call several times.
Call somewhere where you are well known to everyone, and in a calm voice ask to call yourself to the phone.
You can call ten times a day for a certain number and change the voice to ask for an organization, for example, a morgue.

When speaking

Talk with a person can be so that after a while at the sight of you, he begins to hide. Read below our "bad" advice.

Every time you are asked to do something, you ask again: "And you with ketchup?".
For each phrase of the undesirable interlocutor, answer: "It only seems so to you".
You can print your portrait on a large paper format and hang it in the most prominent place in the office.
Letters and services end with the phrase "God is your judge".
If the radio is playing in the office, he can sing along with it all the days, especially annoying everyone when you do it all day and, besides, you do not have a hearing and a voice.

"In contact with"

Social networks have long and firmly entered ourlife and are today a full-fledged means of communication. And if you really need to take revenge or severely upset people through a social network, you need to learn how to get a person "Vkontakte", for example:

Lay out compromising information on thisrights - messages and photos. You can do this on your page and mark your abuser in your photos. It is important that this person is portrayed in an unattractive manner.
You can find some local hacker whowill help you to hack a page of an objectionable person, so you can send out all sorts of indecent messages to your friends or spam. However, please note that these actions are illegal.
You can create that person's anti-club,which you plan to get. Invite this antiklub friends of the same person, write something about him and so on. But do not hope, it's true that this club will last a long time, at the first complaint against you it will be banned. So to choose this way of revenge is worth it, after all having considered it beforehand.
Actions through the administration. Click on the "Report" button on your page, so let's say, the enemy, do not forget to come up with a fairly plausible complaint about him as well. It is possible that his page will be banned. Trifle, as they say, but nice.

By mail

If you want to get a person, you canuse also e-mail. If you have the opportunity to sit behind his computer, then you can subscribe to an electronic mailing of a certain store, you can even intimate. In this case, they just throw spam on him, which can make anyone angry.

Thus, getting a person is a simple matter,Just keep in mind that it's easy to spoil relations, but to restore your good name is not so easy. Decide for yourself how to act, and we have given you some good examples.